What about the ability to fly? That's sweet. Let's say it's January, 37 degrees and raining. But in Maui it's 81 degrees and the girls are frolicking in the surf. Boom, you're there. But did you think about your wardrobe before flying? You just can't fly at 30,000 feet without a fleece outfit and ear muffs. And when you get to Maui, you're going to look pretty silly in your woollies. So, on second thought, nix flying.

Next.

I hate the idea of hearing people's thoughts. I'd rather not know what people are thinking about my rapidly advancing hair loss. Just like "Heroes" Matt Parkman (Greg Grunberg), who's thinking he's all that when he can read his wife's thoughts - until he finds out she's been cheating on him.

Ziiiiing .... that hurt.

Next.

The idea of being a painter always appealed to me, but I don't desire to be some cranked-up dude like Isaac who's paintings are Armageddon-like.

Anyway, my idea of the future is twisted. For instance, my paintings would depict: The San Francisco Giants actually winning a World Series; "Baywatch" in 3-D; square hamburgers.

What else?

Niki (Ali Lanter) is two people - Good Niki and Bad Niki. Now, it gets a little confusing because Good Niki is an online stripper with a husband in prison. Bad Niki? She sleeps with strangers, kills people and, generally, is tough to be around.

See the dilemma?

Do I want those superpowers? Not really. Besides, I already have two me's. There's Morning Greg - "Don't talk to me. Where's the paper? Where's the bathroom? See you in half-an-hour." Then there's Evening Greg - "Where's my dinner? Where's my remote? Where's my dog?"

So you can see why all of these characters aren't too happy about having these superpowers. I mean it's cool to be able to fly, but do you have somewhere to fly? And think of all the responsibility that comes with superpowers.